Ever feel like everyone’s been on holiday except YOU? Now if you agree with more than 4 of the statements below, you officially need a holiday.
- You find yourself on Instagram browsing popular travel blog pages and thinking… “Should I unfollow them because they're making me depressed…”
- You look in the mirror and you no longer have a glow, you're pastey with a grey complexion.
- You rehearse arguments with people in the shower before the day begins.
- You use the fact The Bachelor is on Wednesday night as motivation for getting out of bed – on Monday.
- When the smiley barista at your local coffee shop takes 5 seconds longer with your coffee because they're chatting to other customers, you want to punch them in the face.
- The last time you bought swimwear, tankinis were in.
- On Fridays you drink. and drink. and drink.
- You catch a whiff of that sun cream coconut smell and it makes you long for that Bali holidays.
- You look at your ‘to do list’ at work and YOU.JUST.CANT.DEAL.
- You're always just so DAMN tired.
- You're swearing more often and for absolutely NO REASON.
- You wish you could have a palm tree and a Christmas tree this December.
- Your guest bedroom looks like a hotel room.
- You have pressed the snooze button on your alarm more than three times this morning (Once — fine, we all do it. Twice — you're pushing the limit. THREE? Oh, you need a holiday)
- You've had no motivation to exercise over the past few months
- You can’t remember what the feeling of warmth is
- You haven't posted pictures on social media in months because nothing exciting has happened in your life.
- You've considered a tropical theme for your next birthday party.
- Your co-workers have literally told you “You need a vacation”.
- Your sunglasses have become a decoration for your dresser and not a fashion item.
- You haven't gotten a pedicure in months because really what’s the point when you're wearing boots every damn day.
- The tiniest of things make you frustrated and angry.
- The last sunset you watched was from your couch on a Saturday night when it was part of a romantic comedy.
- The only salt you've had in your hair this year is when you accidentally fell asleep on a bag of chips
- You believe you need to re-enroll in swim school to learn how to swim again
- Your daily routine involves drinking a third cup of coffee at 4pm
- The only tan lines you have are from a spray tan
- The last time you had a drink at breakfast was when you were still drinking from the night before
- You feel like you have to keep getting highlights in order to prove you're not a vampire and you actually do see sunlight from time to time.
- You use your suitcases as extra storage in your room for all of your winter clothes